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My portfolio blue-screens every time I check it. Fix?
Posted by A Very Normal User
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Is $BSOD safe to run on my machine?
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The Sysadmin replied: It is a website. It crashes on purpose. Your machine is fine. Your sleep schedule is not, but that is a separate ticket.
What happened on July 19, 2024?
Posted by The Intern
csagent.sys replied: I would rather not talk about it. About 8.5 million machines would also rather not talk about it.
How do I end $BSOD.exe in Task Manager?
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Clippy keeps showing up. Is this a virus?
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Windows devices down, per Microsoft's own count
2024-07-19 04:09 UTC
CrowdStrike pushes a content update to its Falcon sensor for Windows. It is not a hack. It is a bad file.
2024-07-19 04:09 to 05:27 UTC
Every Windows machine running the sensor that picks it up crashes into a blue screen. Many get stuck in a reboot loop. Stop code: PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONPAGED_AREA. What failed: csagent.sys.
2024-07-19, all day
Airlines ground flights. Banks, payment systems, hospitals and broadcasters go dark. Sky News drops off air. Thousands of flights are cancelled.
2024-07-20
Microsoft puts the count at about 8.5 million Windows devices, less than 1% of all Windows machines. Every one needs a hands-on fix in Safe Mode.
2024-07-26
CrowdStrike says 97% of affected Windows sensors are back online.
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